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teap0ts:

Don’t just fuck the police. 

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

This is definitely one for my best friend!!

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This is so funny!!

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beautiful!!!!!!!!

beautiful!!!!!!!!

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This reminds me of my best friend!! Haha………

This reminds me of my best friend!! Haha………

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When the bitch I hate falls..

On the inside, I’m like:

On the outside:

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mariakatrintan:

Hi March! :)

mariakatrintan:

Hi March! :)


illwriteyournameonabullet:

 this is perfect

illwriteyournameonabullet:

 this is perfect


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for my best friend

for my best friend

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